You are a royal PITA. Yes, PITA.

I was driving behind my wife this evening and, based upon your post, I noticed her center brake light was out.

Now, instead of being able to cruise through the weekend in (bliss) ignorance, I'm going to have to study your post and replace her light.

Please, man, no more of these tips/observations! How is a guy supposed to relax drinking a couple of beers with this?

Well, as much as I hate ya, my wife will love ya. Cheers!